When I’m watching my favorite show and I have to pee


totally-relatable:

I’m like,

But the moment it cuts to commercial,

“Move away bitches, it’s about to explode!”

(Source: internetpiracy)

When it’s late at night …


totally-relatable:

Your mom tells you to go to sleep :

But you secretly use the computer :

And when you hear footsteps


(Source: bluedick)

When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.


totally-relatable:

Little kids waiting in line:

‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’

Me:

‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’


that was a good movie, god, why don’t they make another one?

(Source: mikaelson-forbes)

Internet:


totally-relatable:

LOSE A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK:

LOSE A FOLLOWER ON TUMBLR:


AAAAAAAAAAH ITS PATRICK!

I <3 YOU PATRICK NOW AND FOREVER.

(Source: dontyouwishyouwerehome)

When you realize you’re wearing socks on carpet


totally-relatable:

So you try to shock the person next to you

CUTE PENGUIN

(Source: whatsgoingon12)

That awkward moment when you see someone from elementary school…


totally-relatable:

and they used to look like this:

and now they look like this:

and you’re like:


Why do I feel like I’ve seen the ugly creep before? Oh wait I have.

When your parents used to count to 3 when you were in trouble.


totally-relatable:

Them: “ONE.”

You:

Them: “TWO.”

You:

Them: “THR-“

You:

I didn’t even move at three

(Source: rainbowballz)