Dude, when I was your age, I forced my mom to buy me Pokemon cards.
(Source: potter-hungergames)
I’m like,
But the moment it cuts to commercial,
“Move away bitches, it’s about to explode!”
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(Source: internetpiracy)
Your mom tells you to go to sleep :
But you secretly use the computer :
And when you hear footsteps
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(Source: bluedick)
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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that was a good movie, god, why don’t they make another one?
(Source: mikaelson-forbes)
LOSE A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK:
LOSE A FOLLOWER ON TUMBLR:
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AAAAAAAAAAH ITS PATRICK!
I <3 YOU PATRICK NOW AND FOREVER.
(Source: dontyouwishyouwerehome)
with your friends :
with your mom :
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(Source: killemwithlaughter)
and they used to look like this:
and now they look like this:
and you’re like:
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Why do I feel like I’ve seen the ugly creep before? Oh wait I have.
In the Daytime:
At Night:
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The second girl is butt ugly
(Source: markkennethlopez)
Them: “ONE.”
You:
Them: “TWO.”
You:
Them: “THR-“
You:
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I didn’t even move at three
(Source: rainbowballz)
When I just sit there and solve my problems like:
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(Source: claudeohme)